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Monday, 8 October 2012

Aarons Sex Interview

What is your AoA (age of attraction)?
I think your age. I like old men

Why?
The are better at everything and they are big enough to look after me.

What is your favourite flavor condoms?
I dont like flavor condoms



What is your favourite position?
 The one where I am on top

What song do you like to listen too?
Anything that gets you horny

What do you like to wear?
My socks

Why?
My feet get cold

What do you like to say before sex, to get someone excited?
I wanna bum you

What do you like to say during sex, to get someone excited?
Keep going, more, Yeah, bum me, harder and i want you

What do you think about during sex?
Metal music and how good it feels

What do you like about sex?
The feeling i suppose

What do you hate about sex?
Its over way to fast

What you would like to do before sex?
Play and talk to a willy

What you would like to do during sex?
Lay back and let it happen

What you would like to do after sex?
Run my fingers through your juice

What you would avoid whilst having sex?
My mouth near an ass crack

How many times in 24 hours have you ever had sex?
5 times, that night remember?

What gets you aroused?
Rubbing my willy

Whats your best chat up line?
Lets get sweaty

What else do you like to do afterwards?
Lay back and look at the roof

Do you shower before, after or both?
I shower afterwards, sometimes

Do you like to be under or over the covers?
Over

When the other one is sleeping, and you are awake, what do you like to do?
Look at them and play

How many times a day do you think about it?
I dont know, loads

When you do private masturbation what do you wank over?
Keanu Reeves

When you do public masturbation (in front of me) what do you wank over?
You

Where is your favourite place to have sex?
Bedroom or shower

Do you spit or swallow?
Spit

What does it taste like?
Salty snot

If you could have sex with anyone, who would it be?
Keanu Reeves

Do you like anal?
Yeah

Why?
I like the way you can get inside me

What toys do you like?
I dont know, name some

Vibrators? Dildos?
I dont know what they are really.

Where would you love to do it if you were able?
In school

Why?
I would feel randy

What do you think about multiple partners?
Its sick

Why?
You cant love someone in that way if there is more than one person

Do you think there is love when you have sex?
Yeah sure, i wouldn't do it if i didn't love you

What do you think about other people's opinions?
Keep it to yourself, unless you tried it

Do you think other boys your age have sex?
Yeah, does the pope rape choir boys?

Do you know anyone who has sex in your year at school?
Yeah, i know someone, but you aint gonna do him.

I wouldn't, dont worry

What fetishes do you have?
Whats a fetish?

Its when you get aroused by something like a toy or a shoe or maybe an item of clothing. Common ones are foot fetishes, leather fetishes, wearing skin tight clothes or using food.
I dont think i have one

What do you think about Porn?
Its sexy, but i dont see the point in watching others do it.

Do you like fellatio?
What?

Blowjobs?
Yeah

Giving or receiving?
Receiving

Do you like kissing?
Yeah

What do you like about kissing?
I like the feel of the tongue

Finally, What do you like most about orgasms?
It makes me want more.




Sunday, 7 October 2012

More Aaron Interviews

All about My Mom


1. How old is your Mom?
Dunno. Old

2. What is your Mom's favorite color? 
Green

3. What is your Mom's favorite food?

Lasagna

4. How tall is your Mom? 
5 Feet 1 Inch

5. What shoe size does she wear? 
Size 8 i think

6. What is her favorite TV show?
Coronation Street


7. What time does your Mom wake up in the morning? 
I think about 7am


8. What does you Mom do while you're at school? 
Works at a food shop

9. What is your Mom's first name? 
Christine

10. What do you like best about your mom?
She makes great food sometimes




All about your Dad

1. How old is your dad? 
he is 40 i think


2. What is Dad's favorite sport to play? 
football


3. What is Dad's favorite food?
bangers and mash

4. How strong is your Dad?
very, but not as strong as you

5. Where does your Dad work? 
he is a bin man

6. What is Dad's favorite TV show?
Match of the day

7. What is your favorite thing to do with Dad?
avoid him

8. How tall is your Dad? 
6 feet

9. What do you like best about your Dad? 
he sleeps a lot

10. What is your Dad's first name? 
Jonathan

Aarons Interview Part 2.

1. What is your happiest memory?
When we first met at your house and you let me stay the night

2. Why do you like being a kid?
Nothing i do matters

3. One word to describe you would be _______.
Horny


4. What advice would you give your parents?
Let me be who i wanna be

5. If you could be any animal, which one would you be and why?
Rabbit. They are small cute and snuggable

6. What do you like to do for fun?
Apart from sex, i like to draw pictures

7. Tell about a funny time in your life.
You and me on that bus one time with stiffies

8. What is your favorite thing to do? Why?
Drawing pictures and sex, why? coz i think its the best thing to do ever.

9. What is your favorite thing to do with your friends?
Hit them

10. What do you love most about your penis?
Its size. Yeah!

11. What was the nicest thing you did for someone?

Hugged them

12. What do you think you will be doing 10 years from now?
An artist or a porn star

13. What is your favorite thing to do in the summer?
Walk along a beach

14. What would be the ideal allowance? Tell me how you would use it.

Um, 30 quid a week. i would buy cd's and t shirts

15. What do you think makes a person good-looking?
Shit.. man.. um, his body

16. Name two things we should do as a family on the weekend.
Sex and being drunk

17. What is the grossest thing you can think of?
Girls no no no wait - GIRLS

Questions About Aarons Personality



·  Compared with other kids of a similar age, is the child more of a
slow, deliberate reader, absorbing every detail

·  When dealing with other people, does it describe the child better to say that they
need approval, and are very upset if someone expresses dissatisfaction with them

·  Does the child more often
speak up before they've thought something through

·  When criticized, does the child usually
react emotionally and/or cry

·  When meeting new people, is the child more likely to
observe from the sidelines for a short while, and then be friendly and unafraid

·  When the child has done a good job at something, do they
need for someone to praise them before they realize that they've done well

·  Does the child usually get things done
at the last minute or late

·  Does it describe the child better to say that he or she
seems to always be talking

·  When speaking, does the child usually show more
sensitivity to people's feelings

·  Does the child
enjoy being able to "go with the flow" without having to follow a schedule

·  When interacting with others (NOT the parents), is the child more
affectionate and cuddly

·  Is the child more
 disorganized

·  Is the child more interested in reading or hearing stories that are
similar to real-life situations, with realistic characters
fantasy-based, with unrealistic characters and situations

·  Does the child
always seem concerned about people's feelings

·  Does the child more often
not show any value for having things orderly or tidy

·  When upset about something, will it help the child more if you
hug and comfort them

·  When there is a last minute change in plans, is the child more often
 a bit unsettled by the change

·  Is the child
always very aware of their surroundings and other people
 
·  Which type of school assignment would the child find easier:
writing a 2-page essay about a given topic

·  Does the child prefer to do a chore when
they are told what steps should be taken to do the task

·  Is the child generally
loud and full of energy

·  When doing project, does the child tend to
enthusiastically start a project but not necessarily follow it through to completion

·  Does the child
share most of their thoughts and ideas

·  Is the child generally more
laid-back, accepting, flexible, and open to new experiences

·  In school, does the child prefer
Art

·  When doing a homework assignment, is the child
irritated by distractions, and prefer to work alone

·  When given a division math problem to work on, which of the following approaches better describes this child's method to solving the problem:
the child notes that this is a division problem, reminds himself or herself of what division means, perhaps by drawing a picture (mental or written) of dividing objects into parts, then uses their understanding of the goal to solve the problem

·  Does the child
not have many friends

·  When working on a big project, is the child more likely to
work in bursts, i.e. not do anything for several days and then do a lot in one day

·  In the classroom, is the child more likely to
raise their hand and speak up often

·  Is the child more
oblivious to their environment

·  When approaching a new situation, is the child
willing and eager to jump in after they have watched for a short while
 
 ·  Does the child
often forget details, or else they never noticed them in the first place

·  Which describes the child best:
a male who is NOT overly interested in sports

·  In a situation where someone is yelling, does the child
become quite upset, regardless of whether or not they are the ones being yelled at

·  Does it describe the child better to say that they
form strong opinions about things, usually pretty quickly

·  When the child is really interested in something (for example, a Tree), are they more likely to:
ask a million questions about all of the details related to their interest, such as 'How many leaves are on that tree?' and 'how tall is the tree?'

·  When meeting someone new, is the child more likely to be
ready to think the best about the new person

·  In the classroom, is it more important to the child that their teacher
appreciates them as individuals and likes them

·  Does the child more often
make decisions quickly
 

·  Does it describe the child best to say that they are
interested in others and extremely sensitive to what other people think of them

·  Would the child's attitude be more like:
I want it the way I want it

·  Is the child more
down to earth

·  In a group of strangers, is the child
comfortable with being the center of attention

Saturday, 6 October 2012

Aaron Writes A Intro For A Fake Dating Agency - Fun Night In.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaawr! Hallo, my name is Aaron. What's yours? I have a strange obsession with sporks. Did you know they now have knorks, too? They have ravor sharp edges on the side for me to slit your throat with. :D Isn't that convenient?

I'm a bit on the odd side, though I prefer even numbers. I'm introverted and educated, at least that's what I'd like to think (about the latter, not the former). I enjoy messiness and fluffy things. Shiny things intrigue me.

I am smashing, dashing, and lashing

So if you want me, just come get me baby!

Yeah Yeah Yeah!

School Report PTA Meeting 2001

English

Aaron sometimes struggles in English. His spelling and written work shows potential however, his concentration requires a little more work to show improvement. His reading skills are adequate. To summarise, Aaron is a bright intelligent young man but needs to understand the principles of class room discipline. Grade D


Maths

Aaron does really well in Mathematics, in all areas he so far shows promise. Grade C

Science

Aaron likes science, it shows dramatically in his enthusiasm in the classroom and he is keen and eager to learn. well done Grade C

Geography

Aaron is a very thought provoking young man. He achieves what is set out for him to achieve, however his behaviour needs to be improved. Grade D

History

Satisfactory work level. Unsatisfactory in his behaviour. Grade E

Art

Outstanding. Aaron shows real artistic ability and works very well in class. Showing a very good talent in the arts.Grade A

PE

Of what Aaron has done in PE. he shows very little motivation for any if not all sports. Grade F

Computer Studies

Aaron is a natural at computers. He appears to have grasped the skill very quickly. Grade C

Carpentry

Very good. Grade B

French

Aaron struggles with the French Language. however, he shows motivation to learn. Grade C

Head Of Year Report.

Aaron appears to just achieve what is required in most subjects. He shows promise in practical studies. his discipline record is however something much to be desired. He has so far a 70% attendance record of which 30% required disciplinary proceedings. Of his absence days so far 16 are unaccounted for and although an explanation is given, he is only just within tolerances.

Year Tutor Report

Apart from the disciplinary actions taken against Aaron, Aaron appears to be a pleasant young man who sometimes would benefit from talking about his problems rather than acting them out within the classroom.

Principles Report

Aaron requires attention from the staff to ensure his behaviour and manner within school grounds is kept within the school rules. I have had to speak to Aaron on numerous occasions and i do not think that he learns from his mistakes.

School Counsellors Report

Aaron refuses to tell me what is on his mind. I do not understand what is causing the bad behaviour. No response from his parents as yet to my request for a meeting. I have nothing further to report.

Wednesday, 19 September 2012

My Interview From Aaron



Aarons Interview With Me.
 (some questions I cannot answer on here)


How old are you?
24 years old

Where were you born?
Swindon

How tall are you?
6 feet

How big is your willy?
6.3 hard

What colour eyes do you have?
Blue

What colour hair have you got?
Brown

What School do you go to?
I rather not say.. but one school I did go to was Normanton, Derbyshire.

What is your favourite lesson in school?
Geography

Who is your favourite teacher?
Mrs Mandy

Do you like sports?
Yes, I like Ai-Ki-Do and swimming

Do you have any hobbies?
Reading writing and watching TV.

What is you favourite kind of music?
Metal, Rock, 80’s Pop

Which bands?
Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Guns N Roses.

What is your favourite movie?
Heat. With Robert De Niro.

What is your favourite colour?
Black or Yellow

What is your favourite drink?
Coffee

And food?
Italian or Chinese

What is your best memory so far?
Leaving school and meeting you.

What books do you like reading?
War books and factual

What is your favourite ice cream flavour?
Vanilla

What do you find annoying about life so far?
People not understanding true love.

What do you like about me?
Your personality and the way you express yourself

Anything else?
Well, suppose your hair as well.

What do you think about being gay?
Its natural and perfectly normal

What would you say to all the other boys out there who are gay?
Do as Aaron says.. come out. Tell someone.. don’t be afraid

Would you change?
Never

If you could make others understand how you feel, what would you tell them?
I know you think its wrong. But.. love is there.. this is not a joke or a game. I love him.

What do you think of discrimination towards gays?
Its sick and should stop

Is there anything you want to tell the people out there?
Don’t judge me.

Aarons Interview



Aarons Interview… A Fun Night In


What is your name?
Aaron

How old are you Aaron?
I am 12

Where were you born?
Kingston Upon Hull

How tall are you?
I dunno (you are 5’3”) … ah ok.

How big is your willy?
Ha. Serious. I don’t know. (its 2.1 inches soft 5.3 inches hard)

What colour eyes do you have?
Brown (hazel)

What colour hair have you got?
Black

Is that your natural hair colour?
No, I am brown.

What School do you go to?
Bedale Comp

What is your favourite lesson in school?
Art

Why is that?
Dunno, I just like drawing things.

Who is your favourite teacher?
I don’t have one.

Ok, do you like sports?
No
Why do you not like sports?
I am no good.

Do you have any hobbies?
Not really

What about your rabbits?
Oh yeah I like rabbits.

Any others?
Nope.

What is you favourite kind of music?
Metal and rock

Which bands?
Metallica and Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath

What is your favourite movie?
Watership down

Why is that?
It has rabbits in and I never seen it before you showed me it.

Ok, what about, what is your favourite colour?
Black

Why?
It is dark and makes me feel good.

What is your favourite drink?
Cherry aid.. it makes me burp.

And food?
Skittles

Normal Food?
Pizza

I see you are holding a teddy bear, what is its name?
Snuugy

Why is he called that?
It is snugable

How long have you had him?
I was 7

I see it’s a rabbit, is that why you like rabbits?
Yeah

Why do you like rabbits?
They are cool, they are so sweet and nice.

How many rabbits do you own?
6

What are their names?
Bugsey, Treasure, Justin, Donald, flipper, Meat

Which one is your favourite?
Treasure

Why?
She is all white and fluffy

What do you want to be when you grow up?
An artist

What is your best memory so far?
Meeting you.

No, what other memories do you have?
Going to France when I was younger

What books do you like reading?
None

I see you are an emo, why are you an emo?
I dunno. I just like the look of one.

What are all those bands on your wrists mean?
They are just things I collected.

What’s that one there?
This is my love band. You see, it has love on it.

What about that one?
That’s my skull one.. it’s a sweat band.

And those leather ones?
They are called friendship bands. I just like wearing them

Do you ever take them off?
No, you know that.

What is your favourite ice cream flavour?
I dunno. Maybe chocolate

What do you find annoying about life so far?
Um. I don’t know. I guess having a brother


What do you think about Iraq?
Where?

Its in the middle east.. There is a was a war on there not so long ago and could be another one
Oh, yeah. They should all just make love and be done with it

What do you like about me?
Your movie collection

Anything else?
Ha.. you know.. can I say it?

Sure, just say it.
You willy. Haaaa.

Ok, anything more than just my manhood?
I like your eyes

What do you think about being gay?
Its great

What would you say to all the other boys out there who are gay?
Come out and tell someone

Would you change?
Into what?

I mean, would you change who you are for someone else?
Never

What do you think about gay rights?
What’s that?

The freedom of being gay in England?
They should be free

If you could make others understand how you feel, what would you tell them?
I am gay. I am happy. I don’t give a fuck about what you think. I like me.

Any what about your emo status?
The same, I like me. I like how I am. People should just mind their own business.

What do you think of discrimination towards gays?
I think they are twats.. the people who discrim-in what ever

Is there anything you want to tell the people out there?
Stop looking at me

Do you have any questions for me?
Nope, not yet.