Teaching Aaron Part 14. - Dont Play With Your Food

This tale proves that crime does pay, if you're fishing for elective surgery to go along with your stolen goods.

A twenty four years old supermarket shoplifter stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers and shoppers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts.

Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They said the thief would fully recover - except for one small detail. "It was a do it yourself Vasectomy." this man's darling supermarket exploits make him one of the most stupid lobster thieves alive today.

The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying the culprit had already "Gone through enough pain to learn his lesson."